Monday, February 27, 2012

30 Insane facts

  1. A species of cricket has the biggest testicles known to man.
  2. Kim Jong Il denied his son succession rights because he tried to go to Disneyland!
  3. A man survived BOTH the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombs!
  4. During World War I, homemade gas masks were made by PEEING on a cloth!
  5. Approximately 80% of a child’s intelligence is acquired from the mother.
  6. A study suggests a simple tilt of the head makes you more attractive. Women look sexier when they look slightly up.
  7. Without a point of reference, humans CAN’T walk in a straight line!
  8. Women tend to eat more when there are no men around. They consume more when in larger groups of females.
  9. Alcoholic beverages contain ALL the minerals necessary to sustain human life!
  10. Smoking damages your body within MINUTES, not in years as previously believed
  11. A woman has filed a $1 TRILLION lawsuit against P. Diddy, and CLAIMS that he caused 9/11.
  12. Before toilet paper, people would wipe their butts with fruit skins….Aren’t you glad you were born in this generation.
  13. The human body is at its lowest ebb (lack of viguor/ at your weakest) between 3 am and 4 am — The most likely time for someone to die in their sleep.
  14. Drinking mass amount of pineapple juice will make your semen and other bodily secretions taste sweeter. Guys if you want her swallowing, you got to keep drinking.
  15. Calling 1 (781) 452-4077 will actually put you through to the Hogwarts Hotline, where you can learn more information about the school.
  16. Only 3 kinds of animals form armies and go to “war” — Humans, crows and ants (yeah, war with my foot).
  17. Africa is the only continent that occupies all four of the Earth’s hemispheres!
  18. The dinosaur bones in museums AREN’T really bones!
  19. Birds wouldn’t be able to survive in space, because they need gravity to swallow.
  20. Subway was started by a 17 year old to pay for med school!
  21. Despite conventional wisdom, men are actually more romantic than women.
  22. The cost of the halftime commercials during the Superbowl could feed the world’s entire refugee population … twice
  23. Scientifically speaking, the color pink doesn’t exist and should be called “minus green”.
  24. Snow White and the 7 dwarfs was actually based upon cocaine & the 7 dwarfs were each side effects from the drug.
  25. People born in 1995-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
  26. Psychologists say a crush only lasts for 4 months - when feelings last longer, you are considered to be “in love
  27. “Naked” actually means to be unprotected. “Nude” means unclothed.
  28. The human brain will learn any word it hears 160 times in 14 minutes.
  29. It takes 6 months to build a Rolls Royce and 13 hours to build a Toyota.
  30. Genetics can affect when a person will lose his or her virginity.